从爆粗口到打官腔：一张美国空军“脏话转换表”的趣谈
一张来自美国空军安全部队中队（Security Force Squadron）的官方备忘录图片
| OLD PHRASE (英文原文) | NEW PHRASE (英文替换短语) | 中文释义 (旧短语 → 新短语) |
|---|---|---|
| No fucking way | I'm not certain that's feasible | 他妈的不行 → 我不确定那是否可行 |
| You've gotta be shitting me | Really? | 你他妈在逗我玩吧 → 真的吗？ |
| Tell someone who gives a fuck | Perhaps you should check with... | 去告诉那个在乎的人 → 或许你应该和……核实一下 |
| Ask me if I give a fuck | Of course I'm concerned | 你问我我在乎吗 → 我当然关心 |
| It's not my fucking problem | I wasn't involved with the project | 这他妈不是我的问题 → 我没有参与这个项目 |
| What the fuck | Interesting behavior | 搞什么鸡巴玩意儿 → 这行为很有趣 |
| Fuck it, it won't work | I'm not certain we can implement this | 去他妈的，这行不通 → 我不确定我们能实施这个 |
| Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner | I'll try to schedule that | 你他妈为什么不早点告诉我 → 我会尽量安排时间 |
| When the fuck do they expect me to do this | Perhaps I can work late | 他们他妈指望我什么时候做这个 → 也许我可以加班 |
| Who the fuck cares | Are you sure this is a problem | 谁他妈在乎 → 你确定这是个问题吗 |
| He's got his head up his ass | He's not familiar with the process | 他脑袋塞屁眼里了（他什么都不懂） → 他对流程不熟悉 |
| Eat shit | You don't say | 吃屎去吧 → 不至于吧？/ 这还用说？ |
| Eat shit and die | Excuse me | 吃屎然后去死吧 → 不好意思 |
| Eat shit and die, mother-fucker | Excuse me, sir | 吃屎去死吧，狗杂种 → 抱歉，先生 |
| What the fuck do they want from me | They weren't happy with it | 他们到底想从我这儿要什么？ → 他们对此不满意 |
| Kiss my ass | So you'd like my help with it | 亲我的屁股吧（去你的） → 所以你是想让我帮忙处理这个吗？ |
| Fuck it, I'm on salary | I'm a bit overloaded at the moment | 去他的，反正我拿的是薪水（懒得管） → 我现在有点超负荷了（忙不过来） |
| Shove it up your ass | I don't think you understand | 把这玩意塞你屁眼里去吧 → 我觉得你没理解 |
| This job sucks | I love the challenge | 这工作烂透了 → 我喜欢挑战 |
| Who the hell died and made you boss | Would you want me to take care of this | 哪个死鬼让你当老大的？ → 您希望我来处理这个吗？ |
| Blow me | I see | 给我吹箫（侮辱性短语） → 我明白了 |
| Blow yourself | Do you see | 给你自己吹吧（回敬侮辱） → 你明白了吗？ |
| Another fucking meeting | Yes, we should discuss this | 又他妈是个会 → 是的，我们应该讨论一下 |
| I really don't give a shit | I don't think it will be a problem | 我真的一点都不在乎 → 我认为这不会成问题 |
| He's a fucking retard | He's a bit confused | 他他妈就是个弱智 → 他有点搞不清状况 |
| I fucking told you so | I mentioned this once before | 我他妈早就告诉过你了 → 我之前提到过这一点 |
