阿里又现海王!某程序员同时约两个女生十一出游,没想到两女竟然认识!内网曝光

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“瓜王”阿里名不虚传,隔一段时间就会出来一个瓜,蒋凡事件还余音绕梁,又有人爆出阿里内网惊现海王!

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网友们搬来小板凳,面前摆好瓜子花生大西瓜,一脸期待地等着吃瓜,到底什么情况?

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有知情网友在线解答,原来十一前,阿里uc一男分别约两女去旅游,没想到玩大了,两女认识,发现竟然是跟同一个男的约会,一女愤而发了内网,渣男最终竹篮打水一场空。

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用程序员的话来说就是:本来单线程,非要玩并发,还不做hash,最终落一个节点,取了两份数据冲突了……

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网友们纷纷惊呼“厉害”、“有钱”、“时间管理大师”,罗志祥都没他厉害,技能满分!

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也有人说他太笨了,智商不在线,兔子不吃窝边草,怎么能对同事下手呢?

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还有人为他叫屈,这也没什么吧?又不是人人都同意,万一只问一个被拒绝,十一岂不是要家里蹲?为了确保能成行,大家都会做备选吧?何况只是预约一下,又没发生实质关系,单身状态下对多个异性有兴趣都正常。

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有网友说,渣男就是阿里的核心价值观吧?各种极品凤凰男,猥琐自私好色,大搞内部消化,一夫多妻,有这样的价值观阿里迟早要黄,看看员工脑子里都是些什么东西?

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干脆别叫阿里了,网友们大开脑洞,给阿里起了一堆名字,什么桃厂、福桃厂、桃色厂、炮厂……真是各有千秋,看看哪个最符合?

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不过也有人说了,阿里也不是放任不管,渣男已经离职了。阿里员工怀疑是不是公司内部成立了桃色事件特别行动组?阿里的瓜这么多,不专门成立部门真的没法解决……

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虽然公司不应该插手员工的私生活,但每个员工的所作所为都会牵扯到公司的整体形象。阿里作为一家巨头公司,员工数量众多,不可能每个人都是三观正常的正人君子,难免会有漏网之鱼,这些鱼多了,阿里的名声就会越来越差。但这不应该成为阿里瓜多的借口,同样是大公司,其他互联网大厂出海王的概率怎么没这么高?

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一个公司的形象名声,和它的物质文化、精神文化、制度文化都有千丝万缕的关系。阿里应该从上到下好好审视一下自己的价值观,严格把握公司的红线,即使王子犯法也应该与庶民同罪。像网友们戏称的“员工碰了红线,员工没了;高管碰了红线,红线没了”的类似事情不要再发生,否则只会使阿里形象每况愈下。

虽然公司的主要目的是挣钱,但既然已经成为了互联网头部大厂,就应该负起一家大厂该有的社会责任和道德责任,企业形象好了,消费者才更愿意买单。