I AM Developer 黑段子 - 知乎专栏

最近每天看看 I-AM-Developer 发的高级黑段子，还是挺有意思的，搜集几个共享一下：

1. *4 hours after learning new framework*
2. > guess it's time to release my own ebook!

1. > how do i lose weight?
2. > eat slightly less food
3. > ...i don't believe you
4. > how do I learn JS?
5. > time+repetition
6. > ...i don't believe you

1. [at a conference]
2. - who's working on ML or AI right now?
3. *lots of hands go up*
4. - any of it in production?
5. *lots of hands go down*

1. *spend 10 mins explaining how to do something to colleague*
2. colleague: "sounds like it'd be easier if you did it"
3. me: "easier for who?"

1. me: this codebase could benefit from more test coverage
2. also me: but it'd be me writing the tests...nah

1. - we use docker
2. - oh cool, why? what is it?
3. - no-one knows what it means, but it's provocative
4. - we use docker
5. - oh cool, why? what is it?
6. - no-one knows, but we all use it

1. front-end developer needed:
2. • expert knowledge of HTML5, CSS3 & JavaScript
3. • lack any form of personality
4. • good sense of UX

1. - ok, who's ready to learn javascript?
2. [30 hands go up]
3. - who's going to give it more than 1 week?
4. [30 hands go down]
5. Next day: "JS SUCKS"

1. [days go by with no tasks assigned to me]
2. [need to take the afternoon off]
3. "Sorry, you're an integral part of this team."

1. I've only restarted my Mac 3 times in the past 6 months, each time was to exit Vim safely.

1. With every new framework release comes the fresh chance of masking your lack of fundamental JavaScript knowledge.

1. A desktop Electron app is like a cat bringing home a dead mouse...
2. I can see you're proud of it, but I won't be using it.

1. outside the industry:
2. -what do you do?
3. -I'm a cook
4. inside the industry:
5. -what do you do?
6. -I'm a full-stack sauté chef

1. a deep learning algorithm to tell you when you sound like a dork talking about functional programming in public

1. Serverless = "someone else is responsible for these servers going down"

1. - we're really excited by the cloud in 2017
2. [under breath] bunch of servers
3. - once your app is in the cloud
4. [muffled] bunch of servers

1. The hardest part about getting into deep learning is constantly updating everyone that you're getting into deep learning.