1995:PHP is dead,learn ColdFusion!
2002:PHP is dead,learn ASP.net!
2003:PHP is dead,learn Django!
2004:PHP is dead,learn Ruby on Rails!
2010:PHP is dead,learn Flask!
2011:PHP is dead,learn AngularJS!
2016:PHP is dead,learn Next.js!
2022:PHP is dead,learn Python!
2024:How the hell is this dude still alive!